The Proclaimers would walk 1000 miles to Florence... and her name was Dani.
Where is the mythical place that the Proclaimers would walk 1000 miles to? For a start the assumptions in the map in the image is wrong. And while mountainous regions would skew the radius of possibility, let me explain why I think her door is in Italy. I began assuming that her door, where he falls down, would have to be 500 miles from the chunnel exit in France. That's because I'm assuming that walking while on a vehicle (bus/train/car/ferry/aeroplane) is disqualified, as is breaking up the trip using any sort of transport. That means he has to walk through the Channel Tunnel in a vehicle lane. I initially had started him in Edinburgh and arrived at a possibility that she lived in Plaisance-du-Touch, just outside of Toulouse... because she was pleasant to touch and he had nothing Toulouse. Except I'd be wrong. Because I assumed they'd have started in Edinburgh. But the single was recorded in what was the Chipping Norton Recording Studios in Oxfordshire, which was in ...